Michele Bachmann & the Tea Party babes

Michele Bachmann, the Tea Party star and presidential candidate, is stealing the limelight from fellow conservative Sarah Palin. Bachmann is outshining her male counterparts.

Even a liberal has to admit that the hottest political chicks of 2011 are hardline conservative. They might be kooky but they know how to hug a headline and hit the public eye. We're thinking of Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, Pam Geller, Christine O'Donnell, and Norm Coleman's gorgeous wife Laurie.

I have an ongoing sexual fantasy where I'm wedged like hard salami between the white-bread sexiness of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman.

Kooky crumbles

In my dream, Sarah Palin is wearing her trademark bright red Naught Monkey heels and a sexy Vanetino leather jacket. Michele Bachman is wearing nothing but Louboutin spiked heels, Wolford black stockings, and a basque by Triumph. She has a whip in one hand and me in the other. I'd love her to come crash my tea party.

Laurie Coleman. [See Sarah Palin]

Michele Bachmann. [See Sarah Palin]

Michelle Malkin. [See Sarah Palin]

Christine O'Donnell. [O'Donnell dabbles in witchcraft and occult rituals]

Pam Geller. [See Sarah Palin]

Pam Geller. [See Sarah Palin]

Michelle Bachmann. [See Sarah Palin]

Sarah Palin. [See Sarah Palin]

Sarah Palin. [See Sarah Palin]

Occult romp

In another fantasy, witchy Christine O'Donnell is getting all hot and steamy at a coven meeting. She throws off her robes and romps naked while torches burn and her followers writhe and couple in the underbrush.

Then there's super hot Pam Geller, who has the sexy look of a retired porn star. Man, those succulent lips of hers.

Last chick standing

I can see Pam Geller starring in a Hollywood action flick as an Israeli general defending a settlement from terrorist attack. She's the last woman standing, a hot chick in bra and panties, bandana and boots, machine spraying bullets into hordes of surging evil-doers.

Filpino Barbie

My fantasies round off with Filipino Barbie doll Michelle Malkin. She's just so cute when she gets fired up about Obama and his socialist cohorts. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth ... or would it?

Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann: I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?

Michele Bachmann: I want people in Minnesota armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back.

Michele Bachmann: What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass.

Michele Bachmann: And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.

Michele Bachmann: Take a picture of “The Lion King” for instance, and a teacher might say, “Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?” The message is: I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.

Michele Bachmann: The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. Its all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.

Christine O'Donnell

Christine O'Donnell: The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.

Christine O'Donnell: Sex is a covenant between a man and a woman and God... Your job is to satisfy the other, the giving of oneself to another. Porn turns that around.

Christine O'Donnell: God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills. The outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.

Christine O'Donnell: I dabbled into witchcraft -- I never joined a coven. But I did, I did. I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up.

Christine O'Donnell: One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that. …We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin: What's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Lipstick.

Sarah Palin: Especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.

Sarah Palin: Refudiate, misunderestimate, wee-wee'd up. English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!

Sarah Palin: But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

Michelle Malkin

Michelle Malkin: The deal looks bad and smells worse.

Michelle Malkin: Here's a modest proposal for liberals who say they support job creation: Stop smearing successful, law-abiding private companies whose values don't comport with yours.

Michelle Malkin: There isn't a shred of evidence that deranged Tucson massacre suspect Jared Loughner ever listened to talk radio or cared about illegal immigration.

Michelle Malkin: No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza.

Pam Geller

Pam Geller: All last year, I documented the numerous, heinous calls for Jewish genocide, incitement to hate, and filthy Jew hatred on Obama’s election blog.

Pam Geller: I believe that Muslims are more victimized by Islamic supremacists than even non-Muslims.

Pam Geller: I don’t think that many westernized Muslims know when they pray five times a day that they’re cursing Christians and Jews five times a day. I don’t think they know that.

Pam Geller: All I’m saying is don’t spit in my face and tell me it’s raining.

Pam Geller: The thing is: I don’t care if you worship a stone; just don’t stone me with it.

Pam Geller: The first country that will be Islamic in Europe will be the U.K. They already have introduced the Shariah law into their judicial system.

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By Edward Lundberg

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